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Norm Digging test hole and Running Denver
Panning Machine
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A Forester and LawyerA forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at
the pearly gates together.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will
spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road,
which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says,
here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.
Then St.
Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of
gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack, Built by the Miner who provided
all the Noble Metals, and. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Waitaminute!,
how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"
St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are
a dime a dozen here, you have beat the Miner up and said he couldn’t live here, as as for your friend the Lawyer, Well…we
have never had a lawyer before."
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